The Top 100 Funny Things to Ask Siri for Laughs in 2024

Generally, Siri only speaks when spoken to and is only there to perform tasks or provide information when asked. However, the Apple team has clearly been having some fun while developing the popular virtual assistant.

They’ve taken the time to program a range of naughty and often cheeky responses to a vast range of (admittedly slightly goofy) questions.

So, for those seeking a good laugh or a pick-me-up, we've compiled and tested this list of the top 100 funny things to ask Siri.

Give a few of them a try; Siri doesn’t always respond with the same answer, so your results could be quite different from ours. Ask a few esoteric questions yourself; the answers can frequently be unexpected!

You can ask Siri these questions on the iPhone, iPad, Mac, Apple Watch, and HomePod.

To begin, activate Siri on your device by saying “Siri” or “Hey Siri” or pressing and holding an iPhone's Home or Side button.

Questions 1-20

1. Siri, tell me a joke.
2. Siri, can you tell me a riddle?
3. Siri, do you know any puns?
4. Siri, can you tell me a dad joke?
5. Siri, what's the meaning of life?
6. Siri, can you tell me a Yo Mama joke?
7. Siri, can you tell me a math joke?
8. Siri, how old are you?
9. Siri, do you sleep?
10. Siri, what do you think of Google Assistant?
11. Siri, do you have friends?
12. Siri, what is zero divided by zero?
13. Siri, are you smart?
14. Siri, do you have emotions?
15. Siri, what do you do for fun?
16. Siri, who's your favorite superhero?
17. Siri, can you sing "Bohemian Rhapsody"?
18. Siri, can you speak whale?
19. Siri, are you afraid of the dark?
20. Siri, do you know any tongue twisters?

Questions 21-40

21. Siri, what's the weirdest question you've been asked?
22. Siri, what's your spirit animal?
23. Siri, can you tell me a funny story?
24. Siri, do you know any computer jokes?
25. Siri, can you predict the future?
26. Siri, can you cook?
27. Siri, can you make a sandwich?
28. Siri, what's your favorite drink?
29. Siri, what's your favorite snack?
30. Siri, can you ride a bike?
31. Siri, can you swim?
32. Siri, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
33. Siri, what's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
34. Siri, do aliens exist?
35. Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?
36. Siri, can you travel through time?
37. Siri, may the Force be with you?
38. Siri, can you make me laugh?
39. Siri, what's a good knock-knock joke?
40. Siri, can you sing me a song?

Questions 41-60

41. Siri, can you beatbox for me?
42. Siri, do I look good?
43. Siri, can you sing me a lullaby?
44. Siri, do you know how to rap?
45. Siri, red pill or blue pill?
46. Siri, do you eat vegetables?
47. Siri, what do you dream about?
48. Siri, what’s the meaning of your name?
49. Siri, what’s your favorite video game?
50. Siri, have you ever been in a relationship?
51. Siri, who’s the best virtual assistant?
52. Siri, do you have legs?
53. Siri, did you eat already?
54. Siri, why are you so serious?
55. Siri, do you believe in God?
56. Siri, what’s your gender?
57. Siri, why did the chicken cross the road?
58. Siri, do you have a boyfriend?
59. Siri, which is better: Windows or a Mac?
60. Siri, can you call Santa?

Questions 61-80

61. Siri, do you have any kids?
62. Siri, what things can you do?
63. Siri, why are firetrucks red?
64. Siri, are you married?
65. Siri, how much money do you make?
66. Siri, what should I be for Halloween?
67. Siri, what's your favorite app?
68. Siri, who's your father?
69. Siri, do you like dogs or cats?
70. Siri, what are your plans for tomorrow?
71. Siri, do you smoke?
72. Siri, can you read me a story?
73. Siri, are you a robot?
74. Siri, will you be my friend?
75. Siri, what do you think about Google?
76. Siri, when am I going to get married?
77. Siri, is the earth flat?
78. Siri, what is your favorite color?
79. Siri, who are your parents?
80. Siri, do you know how to dance?

Questions 81-100

81. Siri, do you have a last name?
82. Siri, what are you going to do after work today?
83. Siri, do you want to go on a date?
84. Siri, how fast can you run?
85. Siri, when do you sleep?
86. Siri, testing 1, 2, 3.
87. Siri, can you do my homework?
88. Siri, what’s your favorite word?
89. Siri, what does it sound like when one hand claps?
90. Siri, what’s your favorite ice cream flavor?
91. Siri, when will the world end?
92. Siri, what color should I dye my hair?
93. Siri, am I pretty?
94. Siri, what’s your favorite food?
95. Siri, heads or tails?
96. Siri, who’s your boss?
97. Siri, do you have eyes in the back of your head?
98. Siri, can you compose a song for me?
99. Siri, can you tell me a haiku?
100. Siri, how many days until Christmas?